date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me
hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance
plot twist: your crush likes you too
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
Actual photograph of Seattle
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like
TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.
And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.
there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below
when the heck did calling someone skinny become a compliment?? you wanna compliment me?? tell me I’m strong, tell me I’m intelligent, tell me you like my taste in music. do not dare tell me I’m skinny and expect me to thank you. I am worth so much more than that.
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that