I: What’s the oddest thing you’ve seen your face on so far?
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
cat people: john lennon
Juno MacGuff; Juno (2007)
∟”I just, like, don’t want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as ‘wholesome’. I don’t know, I just want something a little more edgier. I was thinking more, like, graphic designer — mid thirties, you know, with a cool Asian girlfriend who, like, dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don’t want to be too particular.”
My spirit animal all the way.
You can actually see his accent
how do i get over someone who i never dated
Fall Out Boy deserves everything from now on
>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches