Dorian Gray is actually really good bisexual representation it’s common knowledge that all bisexuals keep magical, aging portraits hidden within their Victorian mansion to ensure their own immortality
Fact: According to a recent study, neither bisexuals, pansexuals nor asexuals exist. It was also discovered that the existence of global warming is a misconception, evolution didn’t really happen, we’re all still singular cellular organisms and the earth is flat. Santa is real though.
Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.
Fact: Bisexuals are just transitioning. I’m always transitioning. Yesterday I was in Mexico. Tomorrow I’ll be in Tokyo. Round and round the world I go, wherever I stop nobody knows
Fact: Bisexuals are not just promiscuous. They are many things, such as your mothers secret lover, your fathers secret lover, and terrible unicyclists.
"my skin will scream
of who i killed
inside my dream”
like please fucking pause rewind lets talk about this lyric for a second
he’s making it hopthis is the only thing I care about
the rise and fall
Zayn being effortlessly cool.